DEPT-FIN
Department Finance.exe
Handles financial operations, reward calculations, and salary computations. All amounts are rounded to the nearest existential crisis.
Status
ACTIVE
Employees
8
Access Level
Level 6
Established
2016
Location
Floor 2, Vault B
Budget
CONFIDENTIAL
CURRENT INCIDENT
Expense report contained imaginary numbers. Approved anyway.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸Salary is computed using a formula no one remembers.
- ▸The reward system dispenses amounts between ₹7 and ₹23.
- ▸Petty cash box contains a note that says 'IOU'.
LEVEL 6 CLEARANCE REQUIRED