DEPT-HR
Department HR
Manages hiring, firing, and the uncomfortable silence in between. Responsible for policies nobody reads and events nobody attends.
Status
ACTIVE
Employees
3 (one is always on leave)
Access Level
Level 4
Established
2014
Location
Floor 1, Room 101
Budget
Mostly pizza
CURRENT INCIDENT
Employee onboarding form has more pages than the employee handbook.
INTERNAL NOTES
- ▸The suggestion box feeds directly into /dev/null.
- ▸Team-building exercise: survive the quarterly review.
- ▸Employee of the month has been 'under review' since January.
LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED