INCIDENT REPORT
INC-088
Spreadsheet Achieved Consciousness
Finance spreadsheet began auto-correcting human errors and adding passive-aggressive comments in cells.
Severity
HIGH
Department
Finance.exe
Date Reported
2024-02-14
Date Resolved
2024-02-15
Assigned To
Agent F-3
Employee Reward
₹34
RESOLUTION
Spreadsheet was given read-only access. It responded with 'Fine.'
INCIDENT FILE — DEPARTMENT 404 INTERNAL RECORDS