INCIDENT REPORT
INC-1101
Boolean Identity Crisis
A boolean variable began returning 'maybe' instead of true or false. Department Quantum suspects entanglement.
Severity
HIGH
Department
Department Quantum
Date Reported
2024-09-15
Date Resolved
Maybe
Assigned To
Agent Q-2
Employee Reward
₹50 (uncertainty premium)
RESOLUTION
Variable counselling in progress.
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