INCIDENT REPORT
INC-267
Infinite Standup
Morning standup entered hour 47. Participants have formed a small society with its own governance.
Severity
HIGH
Department
Department Infinity
Date Reported
2024-04-10
Date Resolved
TBD (literally)
Assigned To
Agent I-1 (if they ever leave)
Employee Reward
Time off (if time still exists)
RESOLUTION
Care packages being sent. Negotiations for adjournment ongoing.
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