Quantum Bug Report

Bug exists only when not being observed. QA cannot reproduce. Developers cannot reproduce. Bug reproduces itself.

Severity

EXISTENTIAL

Department

Department Quantum

Date Reported

2024-05-01

Date Resolved

Both resolved and unresolved

Assigned To

Agent Q-1 (and not Agent Q-1)

Employee Reward

₹67 (probability-adjusted)

RESOLUTION

Bug has been accepted as a feature of reality.

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