INCIDENT REPORT
INC-999
Final Incident
This is the last incident. Or is it? The next incident will determine whether the universe continues operating normally.
Severity
EXISTENTIAL
Department
Department 404
Date Reported
2024-12-31
Date Resolved
2025-01-01 (hopefully)
Assigned To
Everyone
Employee Reward
Continued existence
RESOLUTION
Pending. Stay tuned.
INCIDENT FILE — DEPARTMENT 404 INTERNAL RECORDS